she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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