I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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