Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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