when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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