i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize