I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
