Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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