How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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