I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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