I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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