just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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