and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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