Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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