My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me