It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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