I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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