Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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