oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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