Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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