I wish my penis had an off switch
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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