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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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