Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
