You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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