Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Randomize
