Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
NoShamevember. You game?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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