woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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