I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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