Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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