nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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