i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize