O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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