Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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