We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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