Non-Jews are for practice
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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