please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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