I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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