He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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