So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The adults are the big ones right?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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