he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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