He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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