Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
God, I missed his penis.
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