Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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