So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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