MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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