Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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