it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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