Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
