Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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