he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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