No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Holy shit dude........stairs
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