We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I got chris browned last night
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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