Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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