we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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