Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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