I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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