It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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